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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

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snarkie:

cosplayblog:

Robert Lutece (left on #1) and Rosalind Lutece (right on #1) from Bioshock Infinite

Cosplayers: BRAINGASM Cosplay Band [TM / VK]

  • Alena Kazina (Rosalind Lutece)
  • Svyatoslav Lubimov [VK / TW] (Robert Lutece)
Photographer: Aku Photography

Pinging shoomlah 

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

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reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

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dialupmodem:

i tried to text baby and predictive text changed it to baby boy i just called my gf “my baby boy”………….

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jeremykaye:

Should’ve gone with the cloak of intelligence brah.

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rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

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impalka:

plasticaprinae:

Now that I think about it, it would be more interesting if they were fey because the actual thing has sooo much bible reference. Like.. i kind of like thinking they are the inbetween of demons and angels. Almost like death.

. Also the apple is fucking representative of sin and that is so cheesey idont. Like.. maybe if they didnt have the apple, and the apple is something else, but are demons. Or they have the apple and they are fey.

im just gonna go head an leave this as a link but yeah i rly like? them being fey? and idk. i think we were actually using the apple as the key to their redemption but either way it is a bit of an overdone trope, it’d be better to use something else.

oh oh and! hah i just remembered this but if they happen to be fae and they offer the wayward people food, and they take the food, then by extension of fey lore, they would be unable to leave, i think. don’t take food from fairy folk, because you’ll be trapped and also nothing else will ever taste as good, etc. so i wonder if they’d be seely or unseely in that case, if the salvation/redemption is an offer of food that will end up trapping a person in their realm forever. maybe as a way of refuge it’d be good but otherwise what could their angle even be in that?

yeah.. I like the food idea. I always like food being used as temptation. Reminds me of Pan’s labyrinth.

Im not entirely sure what their idea behind it would be though. they might be more of an /entity/ than just straight fey. Because fey can be horrible people too, yes? Perhaps the hotel thinks it’s a game. Perhaps the hotel (well i guess its apple inc), kind of like corpse party if you ever seen that, is a figment that is brought into existence due to extreme emotion.

Also a bit off topic, I kind of like the idea that there’s the usual set of characters, then there’s just this /one/ character that shows up rarely and that they’re a sign of a game change.

onlylolgifs:

Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.

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impalka:

plasticaprinae:

Yeah. omg, like it could maybe go to the next hotel the sinner will go to. Or even apartment. or fancy house which has servants. Maybe even restuarant if it solely relies on “people serving you replaced with apple ladies”

pft. ‘people serving you replaced with apple…

Now that I think about it, it would be more interesting if they were fey because the actual thing has sooo much bible reference. Like.. i kind of like thinking they are the inbetween of demons and angels. Almost like death.

. Also the apple is fucking representative of sin and that is so cheesey idont. Like.. maybe if they didnt have the apple, and the apple is something else, but are demons. Or they have the apple and they are fey.